Woman Arrested After Pet Raccoon Urinates on Tinder Date After He Makes His Move

We’ve heard of man-hating dogs, and of course cats only belong in the care of 45-year old singles in New York, but a Texas woman is the first to prove that maybe pet raccoons hate men as well!

That’s right, we have learned that a Dallas man hit it off with an attractive stripper after a 2AM last ditched swipe session on Tinder. Before you know it, they were making out, and that warm sensation was not the color he was expecting.

The stripper’s pet raccoon, named “Taylor Swift,” peed on this poor fellow. Like any good alpha man at 3AM, he did the natural thing. He called the police and made the story national news. Hats off to you my man!