Snoop Dogg Cancels Olympics Coverage After Discovering French Marijuana Laws

Like you, we were excited to see Snoop Dogg’s addition to the 2024 Paris Olympics coverage. There was nothing as thrilling as the analysis from Snoop and Kevin Hart in the equestrian competition from 2020.

Buut…our sources our telling us that Snoops’ reps are re-thinking his new gig. Why? Well, his friend Mary Jane is illegal in France. Yes, you may be able to eat rotting cheese that smells like death, but the stinky weed? Nope. It carries a prison term.

We guess the coverage may have to wait until 2028, where Los Angeles area dispensaries have already sold out!