Men With Small Hands Rejoice, New Fashion Label Prints Penis Size on Jeans

Tired of women rolling their eyes when they shake your hand?

Well, startup fashion brand “Smallz” has the answer you have been looking for. They sell jeans with the penis size marked on the zipper. That hot brunette yoga instructor you meet at BDubs will never have to guess again.

A rep for the company says that sizes range from 4-10, with the most popular sizes being 7 and 8 in early sales…showing that obesity is still an epidemic is America that must be solved.